Baylee+M

= Bottchie =

My land was discovered in 2121 by myself, Baylee Mooney. Itis now 2222.

The citizens of my town are called Bottches. Around here we have around 89,000 people and 89,000,000 animals.

75.5 with a 7 mile an hour wind is our climate most of the time.

We have malls, towns, lakes, rivers, forests, almost everything!

Bottchie's capital is Fatti. Almost half of everyone lives there. The population is 39,000. It includes a mall, zoo, and a river running through the middle of the town.

Bottchie's state animal is a moger. A moger is half tiger and half monkey. It swings through the trees, but has sharp teeth and claws. It has a brown, hairy, monkey body, but a either white with black stripe, or orange with black stripe tiger head. They can get from 250 lb- 500 lb. They can get around 6-8 ft long and 2-4 ft wide. Most have green eyes, if not green, they are yellow.

The state flower is a Dandelion. They grow in only a very special part of the country; Slimy Bugger Town, Slimy Bugger Lake, and Slimy Bugger Desert. In the winter and early spring, Dandelions are white. In the summer, they are yellow. . The national flag is a multiple colored flag. My flag is like this because I like the colorful way it stands out and most of those colors are my favorite colors. It says Bottchie for the background because it is the name of my totally awesome country!

Bottchie has 1 seaport on the bottom right point of the country. It allows goods, transportation, people, and animals in and out of Bottchie. Regular cars are allowed in and out, but the flying cars that Bottchie has invented, have to stay inside Bottchie.

The money in Bottchie is everyday normal american money. There are no such thing as credit cards in my country because my people think that they are a waist of time and if your gonna pay the people just pay in cash, or change. We have around 100,000,000,000 dollars in Bottchie. Everything in Bottchie is cheaper than the U.S.A but more expansive than Canada.

Flying cars are popular in Bottchie, since we invented them. If you've ever been to Baylee-Opolis then you've heard that they have made flying cars-so not true!!! Their leader was banned from Bottchie but she was the a mechanic so she helped make the flying cars. She must have still remembered all the details and parts to create the flying car and she took it to her own country! She's a stealer. Since Bottches are so smart,we earn right away how to control and drive a flying car. As soon as you turn the age of 12, you get a driving license. Since the cars hover in the air, we don't use any sort of roads or stop lights. We manage not to collide with others or buildings with our unique brains. Come see for yourself!!!

In Bottchie, everyone owns a touch screen iphone, toouch screen ipod, and a touch screen computer. Not everyone can afford one but the government provides anyone over the age of 7.

Bottches play sports all year long. In the winter we snowboard, ski, and sled. In the spring and summer, Bottches play softball, baseball, football, basketball, etc. One sport we are known for is that we play a sport called Bottchie. There at least has to have 2+ people to play. The rules are that you can't let the ball touch the ground or you lose. The ball can touch walls, just not the ground. Usually, you use a normal sized rubber ball about the size of ur head. Sound interesting? Well, it is so come and check it out!!!

People in Bottchie live in many different envirments and shelters. Bottches live either in shacks, cars, streets, duplexes, trailers, houses or manions. It depends on how much money they have and what job they have. Just like the U.S.A, all people are different.

We have Umpaloompas here in Bottchie. They are 2 ft tall, fat-around 130 lb. They have a awesome color of hair-green! They have orange skin and blue eyes. All Umpaloompas look the same and have the same name-Meecka.

All Umpaloompas are males, except for one queen Umpaloompa who reproduces around 300 baby Umpaloompas each year. She could make more, but no Umpaloompas die, so she doesn't have to make that many. My Umpaloompas understand any language and issue any commands. Now, my Umpaloompas communicate with ,me one at a time on a earphone device. They tell me what a Bottch has commanded and wait for my conferm. If the command was issued as anykiknd of threat, I will band the person who issued the command.

You've probably heard that Neil Armstrong was the first person to arrive on the moon, it's true. Back during the time, he was a Bottch! We allowed him to take one of our super-powered space shuttel. Our device allowed any mankind to travel to outter space in record time! It took Mr. Armstrong about 3-4 hours to arrive ont the moon. When Neil video taped him on the moon and traveled back down to Earth, he gave our space shuttel back, but he never put out a good word for us. We deserved better, so we talked to Neil, but he said it wasn't his problem. So after he dejected our request, we banned him from Bottchie. He was shot out of a cannon and was never seen again except for on t.v!

Bottchie has one major hospital in Fatti. It has over 10,000 rooms and around 6,000 patients. This hospital has received many major injuries. We have the world record te least amount of patients die. We have a total of only 41 deaths through the whole 1,000 years it has existed!

Pets are a common thing to have around the house. We allow anything from a rate/mouse/gerbil/hamster/etc-horses. Certain mogers are trained to be friendly and are a normal pet. We have had no accidents with mogers and humans. Though, once a boy was born with the name of Dakota and was eaten immediantly by a moger. Then, it happened again and again, I guess they just don't like Dakotas! Just kidding they like everyone and are friendly, but there was an accident with a guy named Dakota. He was taming a moger when he pushed him too far and the moger just snapped. =( Poor guy.